Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, [...]

- The Silent generation, people born before 1946.. – The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1964. – Generation X, people born between 1965 and 1983. – Generation Y, people born between 1984 and 2002. Why do we call the last one generation Y?

Young  Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news… the horse died.” Chuck replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” The farmer said, [...]

A person all wrapped up in himself makes a very small package. — unknown