Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, [...]

- The Silent generation, people born before 1946.. – The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1964. – Generation X, people born between 1965 and 1983. – Generation Y, people born between 1984 and 2002. Why do we call the last one generation Y?

Young  Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news… the horse died.” Chuck replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” The farmer said, [...]

1. Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him ‘Why do you carry a 45?’ Ranger responded, ‘Because they don’t make a 46.

6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. ‘Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?’ ‘No Ma’am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.’

7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

A person all wrapped up in himself makes a very small package. — unknown