In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a [...]

This must have been written by a life-long Alabama resident. First you must learn how to pronounce the major cities … Burminham;  Huntsvul;  Mobeeeel. Driving Information: To find anything in Burminham, it is required that you know where Malfunction Junction is, which is the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. It may be [...]

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: The stamp is in perfect order. There is [...]

On the west side of Houston , Tx., a fire destroyed a fourplex. A Nigerian family of six con-artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. An Islamic group of seven Kenyan welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in [...]

A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in SanDiego. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very life-like, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, [...]