Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, [...]

‘Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.’ “The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” ‘The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.’ ‘Of the four wars in [...]

- The Silent generation, people born before 1946.. – The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1964. – Generation X, people born between 1965 and 1983. – Generation Y, people born between 1984 and 2002. Why do we call the last one generation Y?

Young  Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news… the horse died.” Chuck replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” The farmer said, [...]

I got a new toy this last week.  I upgraded my phone to an HTC Fuze – still with AT&T.  It is touch screen smartphone with a full flip out keyboard.  It includes: GPS, Wifi, 3G, 3 megapixel camera, and stereo Bluetooth. I have spent most of the week customizing and tweaking.  It took several [...]